Posted: Submitted by Wocca (748) on Tue, 2006-05-23 22:11. | Subject: Thank You For Choosing To Fly ...

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. I'd like to thank you for
 choosing to fly Mandarin Airlines.As we taxi out to the runaway,please make
yourself comfortable ... and for those of you sitting on the right side of the
plane ... please look to your LEFT !..."